When Turbine introduced the episodic content, The ballad of Bingo Boffin to LOTRO last June, I was fully aware of its underlying purpose. The weekly story is a tour guide around the ageing games various zones and serves as a marketing campaign for free players to either subscribe or buy quests packs. The story has at times had its charms and despite its fundamental lore breaking premise, has proven intermittently entertaining. However the current instalment episode 21 First Breakfast is perhaps the most lacklustre undertaking to date. Firstly we now find ourselves in Mirkwood, perhaps the most lamentable zone in LOTRO and secondly the narrative and quest parameters are by far the most arbitrary. I feel that the game that I’ve played consistently since 2008 has now crossed a line and I no longer see any reason to continue logging in for the immediate future.